custard pie fight

You are formally & fondly invited to a celebratory custard pie fight

Sunday 4th June 2023

North Queensferry

  • Lucie’s Garden,  North Queensferry, Fife
  • 2.30pm Afternoon Tea & Custard Pie Fight
  • 4.30pm Fire pit and chips

What the hell is this?

This is your opportunity to be incredibly childish and messy. Think Bugsy Malone mixed with mud wrestling for the brave, and a slightly messy water fight for those of you less sure!

Etiquette & Joy

  • Please come in formal attire (that can also withstand a lot of mess)
  • Goggles, sunglasses, breathing apparatus very much allowed
  • Custard pieing someone is a mark of gratitude and affection. Please only pie people you like.
  • This is not a spectator sport, so if it does not appeal please have a walk and join us at 4pm for the chilled phase.
  • The start of the pie fight will be formally announced so please hold your horses
  • Know someone who this is their dream party? Let me know and I may make an exception.

Dean Cottage, Ferry Road

Black gate, go down and round to Lower Flat – follow the yellow baloons

My 50th Pie Fight is still very dear to my heart. Here’s the video:

OM Giddy Aunt it has had 1.5K views!!!…. It will be hard to beat, but try we must.

Please bring

  • Whipped cream (3-4 canisters for fun, more for extreme fun)
  • Paper plate or 2 to serve your pies from
  • Water pistol for some cleansing water fight post custard pieing
  • Your own teacup
  • A change of clothes
  • Donation of £1 for Lucies hot showers, byo towel and soap
  • BYO burnables for with chips in the late afternoon/ early evening
  • Bring an instrument if you want to provide some music round the fire

In th event of rain we can have a water fight. Bring water pistols!